flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

urbanmemefitters:

this kid really wanted to buy weed from me

shialablunt:

porn comments

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

Could I please have your attention, please. But this is very important.

lucifers-ass-cheek:

alekzmx:

leprinceofsins:

Can someone explain to me how this kid

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this child actor

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this kid, from Malcolm in the Middle

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turn into THIS?

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I mean

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Puberty, what the fuck?

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What the hell?

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hold the fuck up! what?

THATS HIM?????????